SOOO CLOSE!!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 06/27/2015 at 15:31 • Filed to: Half Million Blackbirds

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I'm throwing a dance party when it hits 500k. Everyone is invited. Pass it on.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > PatBateman 06/27/2015 at 15:49

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#breakthekinjanet

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 06/27/2015 at 15:55

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We will break the Internet.

PS9 > TheHondaBro 06/27/2015 at 16:04

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Ok, no. I’m not bathing in baby oil and taking an ass pic against a brown background. Y’all do you, but I’m sitting this one out.

PatBateman > PS9 06/27/2015 at 16:05

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Get your baby oiled ass on the dance floor.

PS9 > PatBateman 06/27/2015 at 16:06

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NO MEANS NO DAMNIT

PatBateman > PS9 06/27/2015 at 16:08

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Not when it comes to dancing. For other things, yeah of course, but not for dancing.

Not for baby oil, either.

Ike > PS9 06/27/2015 at 16:08

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But... But... I already bought the champagne....

PS9 > PatBateman 06/27/2015 at 16:14

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Oppo, help. I need an adult. I NEED AN ADULT!

PatBateman > PS9 06/27/2015 at 16:21

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Quitcher whining and dance.